10 Ways to NOT Be a Man in an Apron This Father's Day

From New Year's to Valentines and Easter to Mother's Day, we're tired doggonnit. We've been cooking for you all year long and we need a break. Oh sure, the countless weekends of standing around a smoke-filled backyard waiting for a brisket to finish are good fun. But this weekend is our time. It's our time to have a meal cooked for us.

So here are some ways that you as a father can relax and put down the apron for a change.

10. Watch the NBA Finals Game 5.
9. Barbeque a whole rack of ribs and eat it yourself (OK, that's half & half)
8. Sit on the front porch, drink beer, and yell at the neighborhood kids.
7. Read Men in Aprons and plan for next weekend*
6. Make a fort with the bed sheets.
5. Pop in the Star Wars Sextilogy and watch the whole thing. (don't forget to throw your empty beer cans at Jar-Jar)
4. Wipe your dirty hands on your shirt and complain about the no apron thing.
3. Take a nap (remember those?)
2. Play cowboys and indians with your kids.
1. Go to Hooters.

-----
* not applicable for me.