Iced Coffee: No More Corporate B.S.

There is a certain American-based coffee company that I am a every-so-often patron of. This coffee company, I'll not say it's name ... it rhymes with Glar-mucks ... makes a certain coffee-based cold beverage, I'll not say it's name, but it rhymes with Frappa-bingo. Now, I'm talking about the kind that Glar-mucks bottles and sells all over the country in grocery stores and quickie-marts, not the slushy kind they slop in the local retail stores. I am a very regular drinker of the bottled kind ... the mocha flavor, and every since they started selling it, I had decided that I can't go to the gas station and not pick one up.

Until now.

Yesterday afternoon, upon reaching a very unfortunate downturn in my awake levels, I felt like brewing up some coffee, but I didn't want a hot beverage. So I hit the Internet to find a recipe for iced coffee. Lo and behold, the recipe:

Ingredients
- 6 Cups plain coffee, brewed strong
- 1 Can sweetened condensed milk

Mix both ingredients in a pitcher and blend well with a whisk or a hand blender. Serve over ice.
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OK. This recipe tasted EXACTLY like Glar-mucks Frappa-bingo Mocha flavor. Exactly like it. And it was good, too. I had at least 3 glasses of it yesterday, and it took me about 4 hours to come down off the caffeine high.