What in the Heck? Part 1

Now featuring a new series called "What in the Heck?" This will be a regular feature for you, YES YOU! to figure out what it is and answer in the comments. For our first item up for you to figure what in the heck it is, we have this little ditty that can be found in my home. I had never seen one until I met my wife.

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It's orange. It's slightly long. It's plastic. What in the heck is it? Leave your answer in the comments.

P.S. - TheWife is forbidden to answer. VERBOTEN!