Written by adam on Sep 29, 2005
I'm not going to name this person by name, because she knows who she is, and I don't want to embarass her by name on the internet. A short time ago, I was searching for a certain utensil in her kitchen and found this thing:
I knew the question I was going to ask before I even put my hand on that utensil. Surely, she's heard this one before.
"So do you know what this is for?" I held it up for her to see.
"So you can beat your meat," I said with a grin. And she rolled her eyes.